There is a rule among runners. Every runner knows it. In fact, its mere mention evokes wistful thoughts and unspoken nods of agreement.
The rule: "You will not go to your grave with an unredeemed qualifying time for the Boston Marathon."
But there is a lesser-known rule about the Boston Marathon: If your company gets you in because it sponsors the event and offers a limited number of free "passes" to the Boston Marathon, you will honor that pass, you will get your ass to Boston, and you will run the Boston Marathon—even if it kills you.
When someone from special events at my company, EMC, a longtime sponsor of the Boston Marathon, sent out a note inviting people to enter a drawing for a chance to run this marathon, I blithely tossed my name in the hat. So it’s 26.2 miles. Really, what're the chances I’d get picked? Right?
Pretty good, apparently.
Of course there’s a catch. To run it as an EMC employee, you don't have to actually qualify; however, you do have to commit to raising money.
If you've read my blog to this point, you can read a little further. However, if you get squeemish when people ask you for money, please shut off your computer. Do it now.
Still reading? Good. How much can you give? Listen, I'm about to train like a son of a bitch, going from zero to 26 miles in 4-1/2 months. I'll be running every damn day (and twice on Sunday). My back will be sore. My legs will ache. My feet will have blisters. The blisters will have blisters. I'll be miserable. The least you can do is set aside a little cash.
Please give generously. I'm setting a personal goal of $5,000. We can do that together. I've been blessed with a lot of friends, and I know you all to be generous people (except that one funny looking guy in the back; I don't know him). Kindness is in your nature; it's what I like about you. So please dig deep. I will be -- especially around mile 20.